Can we talk about Canadian ersatz “The View” TV offering “The Social”?! Or will the act of trying to wrap one’s head around the fact that SOMEONE out there actively enjoys watching this D-List MILPs (Moms I’d Like to Punt) Parade just destroy what wit I have left in me, making me just the sort of intellectually vulnerable individual who might actively enjoy watching it?
Where is feminism? It’s nestled safely between the nip-tucked bosoms of these vacuous bearers of advice on how to wear the same piece twice without making it feel stale! Safe and souuuuuunnnnnnd.
What must it be like to be Rob Ford right now? It’s fright night for Mayor Crackburglar.
The best thing for Torontonians to do tonight has nothing to do with trick-or-treating or reading angry tweets about the state of their city, and everything to do with watching Bill Clinton’s TED Talk on working to organize public market systems global in nature to lower the cost of basic needs to the extent that the average quality of life goes up significantly for people in third-world countries dying from squalid circumstances.
While you’re watching, tape this picture somewhere to your TV:
Let the unbearable dissonance of humanity consume you.
Happy Hallowe’en, Crackatoa, east of Red Deer.
“Mayor Ford appeared disheveled with a large sweat stain circling his stomach, sweating profusely from his forehead, his eyes were squinting as he walked, his suit jacket was wrinkled and he wore it without a tie. He was observed leaving with what appeared to be 3 Styrofoam food containers in bags.”